Hola!
Damn, I don't understand some people these days. They are either blind or just plain STUPID. With a capital S-T-U-P-I-D. I'm not referring to people with low IQ[I'm not that mean], but to people who I am sure are capable to think wisely but just act dumb to talk to me. Damnit, I know I look dumb but I am NOT that dumb!
For instance, can you imagine a guy, sent me a message through a network, asking me if I am a Liverpool fan. Oh for God's sake, can you please not be sooooooooo stupid? Isn't it obvious? It's like going to MacDonald's and asking the counter if they have a Cheeseburger for consumption. DUH. *Knocks on your forehead* Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Wake up, man, WAKE UP!
Like Hi~ Can't you see the thousands of photos of me worshipping my beloved football club, Liverpool? Even a 1 year old kid automatically KNOWS that I bleed Liverpool Red.
Look, damnit, I know some of you just couldn't find a way on how to start a conversation with me or to approach me, but you just turned me off by asking me a ridiculous question. Goodbye, to you, Idiot.
You must be thinking why the hell did I make such a big deal on such issues. Let me tell you, if I'm being asked STUPID, MINDLESS questions like this again and again, it drives me nuts and you wouldn't wanna befriend with a NUTCASE, do you? Besides, my boiling point is less than 10 seconds if you know what I'm saying.
Quack.
Okay, anyway, I've been thinking to set up my own private blog. The reason behind this is simple: It makes life easier for me. As in, if I encounter any problems or things like that, I can just write my heart out and let some people read rather than repeating the same story to a bunch of different people. Eh? Should I?
Well, actually I have my own personal blog. Ooooooh, believe me, it's juicy. As juicy as a McSpicy. But, nobody can ever read that one except for me, of course. Oh my, as I'm saying this, I am soooo 100% sure and guaranteed that those bunch of people would reckon that I write about them. Hahahahaha. Quack quack. Think all you want. Who's gonna end up a being a wackjob? Not me, it's you people! Hehe.
However, something is stopping me. The thing is, who is trustable enough to actually have the access to view my private blog[that I am about to make]? Shooooot, after millions of backstabbing scenario, I got tired of totally trusting people. Seriously.
Speaking of trustworthy friend/s, I am searching/dreaming for a new BFF! Criteria would be:
- A pretty lady[OK, I might consider the non-pretty ones as long as you know how to STYLE IT, GIRL!]
- Not annoyingly... short.
- Not fat. [Sorrryyyyy. They hate me first]
- Someone who doesn't get jealous easily.
- Single
- Someone who can be there for me whenever I need her!
- A lady whom I can TRUST
- Sincere
- Not a lying backstabbing ______
- Even if she is not into football, at least she shouldn't INSULT OR CRITICISE that beautiful sport
- If she is interested in football, she must be a Liverpool fan. Hoho.
- She must not have this attitude where she thinks she's right in every issue
- She shall not criticse whatever I love.
Tadaaaaaaaaaaa. Too much? Well, whatever. I did say I was dreaming to have a new BFF. But anyway, if you think you fit this criteria, contact me!
Hehe.
Adios
xoxo
Psst: HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL MY HINDU FRIENDS! HEY OH BOLE BOLE!