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Sunday, May 31, 200910:08 PM

Hola ! Okay, I would have to wrap up everything that happened for the last few days. Okay, on last Thursday and Friday, the school organised a Social Emotional Learning camp for the Pre-U 1s... Thank God it wasnt a stay-in camp! Phew. I would so skip the whole thing if I had to sleep over. Okay, it was fun. Kind of. My class bonding was awesome. Thanks to all the activities. And hell yeah we won the best class for the team building activity because of our spirit and attitude! Woohooo. Even our form teacher joined in the fun during some games. It was cool. I love all of you, 09A3 [except for some, opps.]

Hmmm okay yesterday I played FUTSAL!!! Not with my M.I football ladies but with my sis and some secret organisation that Im not telling you who so stop bugging me or you're an airhead. It was fun.! Really really. Looking forward to the next session!

Sis in action!

;)

Wooo! Umi in action! Ah, now you don't have to wonder who I got the genes from.

Hell, some of them can really play. Hehe.

I do not have proper futsal shoes because I dont play futsal.

And then in the evening... to TOWN!

Look at the layered skin tone on my arms and legs. Thanks footie. Yeah yeah skinny well guess what, I LOVE IT!!!

Alright, on early Sunday morning which just was just now, family except for dad went to Malaysia to attend cousin's[Mum's side] wedding. Just now was the woman's side wedding place. Next week will be my cousin's place. So, Im going there again next week.

Ya Umissss

Baby Haziq!!!!!!!!!

I looked so so so so so tanned. :( At least I don't edit, hobo.

Nasib baik aku kurus, kalau aku gemok, tak boleh pakai kebaya, BURUK!

It's funny how some of us looked Arab while some don't. Haha.

Okay... Special treatment for us.

CONGRATULATIONS ABANG IDIR!

Haunted house!

Check out the house above. OMG. Hahahahaha. It's creepy, isn't it? It was a vacant house and it seriously look ghastly. Hahaha.

OMG, and the weather was SUPER DUPER MEGA EXTREMELY HOT. It was like being at a scotching dessert! You know, I hate it when the weather is hot. My boiling point will be like 2 seconds, if you know what I mean. But I endured. I stayed patient throughout my day there. But many things happened.

First, when we took the bus 170 to larkin, the stupid bus driver was sleeping while he was driving! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! I was like "HELLO, HE IS SLEEEEPIIIINNNNNGGGG~!" And some guy said "Yeah!" Haha we were terrified at first because the idiots in front didnt even bother knocking some wake-up call to the driver. It was packed so I couldnt make my way from the front to the back. But, when we were reaching, we started making jokes about how the driver might just stop by the road shoulder and take a snooze. HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh yeah, and, without fail, we would always encounter fights whenever we're going to and fro Malaysia. You see, we were queueing for the bus 160 at the 160 bus stand. And, beside the stand, there is a 170 bus stand. And sometimes, these stupid bastards from 170 just jump into the 160 queue and board the bus. And guess what, there is this Indian female, who queued at 160 stand, walked passed us when the 170 bus came. I was like "Hey, if you wanted to take the 170 bus, why on earth did you queue up at the 160 stand?" Mum, sis and bro was saying the same thing as well. And then she gave us this rude stare and said "160 OR 170 ALSO SAME LAH". Woah. And we were like " NONONONONONONONO. YOU BLIND OR WHAT? YOU MADE UP YOUR OWN RULES IS IT? NO SYSTEM AT ALL. STUPID. BRAINLESS." Hah, And guess what, the 170 bus was full and then she changed her mind about boarding that bus and instead stand right in front of our LINE which meant she actually cut our queue!!! OMG. MY BOILING POINT TOTALLY ERUPTED. Umi told us to just ignore that crazy hag. So we did. And then when the bus 160 came, she immediately board the bus! Hah, You can totally guess how our reactions were. Umi was the most gangster momma. Hah. We were shouting "Hah! Stupid woman. Stupid stupid stupid stuuuuupiiiiddddddddd!!!" etc etc. Yo people, let me warn you, we're not the family you would wanna mess with.

And that woman was... FAT. Yeah, F.A.T, FAAAATTTTT!!! That's the reason why I hate fat people. Im always into fights with this plus size people. I don't hate them unnecessarily. They made me hate them and they succeeded. So yeah, go on call me a skinny broom or whatever you want, at least I'm tall, my legs are flawless and long, I have proportionate assets, I have abs and I'm healthy. Yeah, so whatever you say about me isnt going to make me fat and it totally will never bring me down. I do not, I repeat, DO NOT have to worry about my eating habits and checking the weighing scale everytime I consume FATS. Hooray to me!!!! Boo to you!!! I'm one of the FEW people in the world who is part of the HIGH METABOLISM RATE clique. Hah! Lucky me. Okay, and one more thing, no one, actually have any rights to comment about how I look. Only my mum and dad, who MADE me. And by the way, I love myself so much that my bestfriends are mirrors. :)

Alright, ttys!

Adios

xoxo

Psst: I HAD TO MISS ROBBIE FOWLER IN ACTION IN SINGAPORE! :(

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Saturday, May 30, 200910:48 PM

Hola.

Futsal was fun! Okay I will be updating tomorrow or something when I get back from Malaysia. Have to attend some wedding. Tata now. Gonna watch the FA cup finals!

Adios
xoxo

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Wednesday, May 27, 20097:27 PM

Hi.

So there. 3 teams were being relegated. Newcastle, Middlesbrough and West Brom. SOBS. NEWCASTLE!!! :( SOBS. I'M SO SO SO SAD. I mean, OMG, I am so used to Newcastle being in the premier league. Okay enough. Try your best next season to be promoted to the premier league, magpies.

You know, Dad says Tuncay from Middlesbrough might leave the club. Yeah he is a very talented player ya. But maybe his loyalty towards the club would make him stay. Liverpool, buy him ;)

Oh yeah, I went to LFC.TV to watch the scene after Liverpool's match against Tottenham. It was a very very sad moment. Sami actually CRIED in front of the spectators, in the middle of the field. Omg, I cried as well. And all the players went to hug him and pepe put him on his shoulders and wheee around. :( Bye again Sami.

Okay, I had my GP exam just now. I did the question "How far does modern technology benefit the lives of the people". Hmmm. Hopefully I manage to pass ya.

Im going to stay up to watch the Champions League Final at Rome. No that Im going to Rome but... Yeah so OBVIOUSLY I will be supporting BARCELONA!!!!!! My crush Lionel Messi is going to haunt you Red Devils. Haha. Yeah, at least Im staying up to watch the match. Not like you stupid girls and boys who act as if you're a big red devils supporter but know NUTS about them or the matches they play. Ah shut up.

Adios
xoxo

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Sunday, May 24, 200910:09 PM

In about an hour, Liverpool will be facing their final opponent for this season. It will be a sad, sentimental one as the Legend, Sami Hyypia will be leaving Liverpool to join Bayer Leverkusen. He will do great in that club like how he did for a decade with the Mighty Reds. I love you Big Sami. ;(

Ok besides that, it's the SURVIVAL SUNDAY. Middlesbrough and West Brom are confirmed to be relegated from the league. Who will be next? Newcastle? Sunderland? Hull City? Hmmmm... I like all three clubs. I don't have anything against them. Newcastle, I am used to having you in the league. Sunderland, there's Djibril Cisse! Hull City, darn, I love the coach, Phil Brown. Sighs. I hate to see any of this club go. It will be a sad farewell to them. Oh well, welcome to Football.

I will be enjoying the football matches later on! Hope you guys do too! :)

Adios
xoxo

Psst: Some people are just super freaking stupid and irritating. Wait, actually their dumbness leads to them being IRRITATING.

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Saturday, May 23, 20099:53 PM

STUPID MALAY NEWSPAPER. WRONG INFORMATION ABOUT THE FOOTBALL SCHEDULE. LIVERPOOL'S MATCH IS TOMORROW, YOU AIRHEADS.

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2:31 PM

SAMI HYYPIA

THE LEGEND

SAMI HYYPIA will be playing his final game with Liverpool against Tottenham Hotspurs tonight[Singapore Time]. It will be an emotional final game for him, for the team, and for every Kopites all over the world. He has been with Liverpool for a decade and his countless contributions to the club is unperishable. A decade with Liverpool.

He is one of the best centrebacks ever. He did not only defend the turf, also he scored many important and major goals. 1 example would be the header against Arsenal during the second leg Champions League quarter-finals last season. It was an important goal that brought Liverpool to a lead and then went on winning the match.

He experienced many achievements with Liverpool. FA Cups, Carling Cups, FA Community Shield and last but not least, the Champions League Title. But, there is one, one title that he still havent experience with the club; The EPL title. I am so, so sad for him. :( Because Liverpool is not a cheating scum club who cheat to win. And I'm so glad about that. But don't worry Big Sami, Liverpool will win for you next season.

Also, I won't be able to see the Finnish defender on 26 July. :(

All Kopites love you, Sami Hyypia. I love you Sami Hyypia. Thank you so much for everything. I'm all teary-eyed now. I wish you could stay. But anyway, I will be looking forward for your presence in 2 years time in Liverpool as a coach or an assistant coach. :) We will always love you, Sami Hyypia. And your words touched us a lot. You said that Liverpool will always be in your heart forever. That totally made me cry.

I hope you score for Liverpool later. I would love to see you with the captain's armband in your final match.

We love you, Sami Hyypia.

Sami Hyypia,
Once a Red, Always a Red.

You'll Never Walk Alone.

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Friday, May 22, 200910:18 PM

Hi... mofos.

I'm not feeling like I'm on top of the freaking world like I did earlier this morning when I found out Umi succeeded in getting tickets for us to watch Liverpool. Okay so, this was my mood: WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO. I GOT TICKETS WOOOOHOOOOOO. IM GOING TO SEE THE MIGHTY REDS...! WOOOHOOOOOO. I GET TO SEE MY DANIEL AGGER, THE MAN I AM IN LOVE WITH. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I WILL GET TO SING WITH ALL THE LIVERPULDIANS. FROM YNWA SONG TO TORRES, TO STEVEN GERRARD'S ETC ETC WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IM GOING TO BRING THE BIG BIG BANNER I HUNG ON MY BEDROOM DOOR AND WAVE IT LIKE A FLAG! IM GOING TO DRESS UP FULL LIVERPOOL GEAR FROM HEAD TO TOE. BUT I DONT HAVE THE SHOES. MY SISTER DOES SO TOO BAD LAH BODOH. I'M GOING TO WEAR MY MR.S AGGER JERSEY AND THEN MAKE SURE HE SEES THEM SO HE KNOWS IM IN LOVE WITH HIM. OH BY THE WAY, I WILL BE FETCHING THEM FROM THE AIRPORT ON THE 22ND JULY. I WILL MAKE SURE I CAN TOUCH HIM AND TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM OR AT LEAST JUST TOUCH HIM OR SEE HIM UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND MAKE SURE HE KNOWS IM IN LOVE WITH HIM SO HE CAN TAKE ME TO U.K AND WE'LL GET MARRIED AND WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER THEN I CAN SAY BYE BYE TO MILLENNIA INSTITUTE! YAHOOOO. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.!!!

ONE FOR MY FATHER, ONE FOR MY MOTHER, ONE FOR MY SISTER, ONE FOR MY BROTHER, ONE FOR ME, THREE FOR MY SISTER'S FRIEND. :D

Okay done. That was my ecstacy rate. Not really, it was actually way more than that. I told Umi to keep it safely lock dalam peti besi. I love you, Kakak Zai for treating us the tickets. Or is it Umi?

Alright, coach treated us for lunch. I'm telling you, the nasi ayam penyet's chilli is frigging SALTY. Oh good Lord. Freaking salty. Hmmmph. But anyway, thanks a lot.

And then off we went to watch the girl's A division finals between VJC and SAJC. VJC WON 3-1. It was a good game. I have a lot to analyse but I'm just not in the mood.

You know what. I just typed a long bloody post but I deleted them away. It's too private.

But... here's something. I tried to hate you. I tried to stop thinking about you. I tried to ignore you. I tried not to look at you. I tried. I tried all I could. But I just can't... I'll wait, because that's the kind of woman I am: STUPID. ESTUPIDE.!!! HAHAHA.

I feel like a total moron.

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl. Sad I have it, I should bag it.

Hey you, the girl is lucky. She has no idea how much I would trade places with her. I'm kind of used to all these things because it happens all the time. You should be suprise my sexual hormones is still for man and not woman. Hah.

Anyway, I'm officially parted.

My heart is kkk-eeraaccckkkkk!

Kaboomb.

I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about. :(

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Wednesday, May 20, 20098:42 PM

Hola.

Umi will be buying the tickets this Friday! Wooohooo. So please, if everything is sold out, I'm killing everyone here, Okay? Because this is my only chance to meet the man of my dreams, of my reality, of my soul of my blah blah! Daniel Agger, I LOVE YOU !!!

Ok shut up. In case if you're wondering why I wasn't even looking at you, it is because I'm treating you the same way as you did to me. I'm not saying you. So please, my blog isn't only about you. I just wish you would get the out of my way, our way.

But it's funny how I dreamt about you twice in a row.

I still think Manchester United are a bunch of hobos that deserve every tight slaps in the world. Especially the wannabe fans. Shut the hell up. I hate you.

Adios
xoxo

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Monday, May 18, 20098:26 PM

FOR LIVERPOOL FANS IN SINGAPORE: TICKETS WILL BE SOLD AT $188 FOR GRANDSTAND AND $88 FOR GALLERY. TICKETS WILL START SELLING ON THIS FRIDAY, 22 MAY 2009.

GOD, DAMN IT! I GOTTA START SAVING OR BORROW SOME ONE'S MONEY TO BUY THE TICKETS!!!!!! I WANT TO MEET MY LIVERPOOL ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!

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Sunday, May 17, 200911:55 PM

Hello hello. This is going to be a long post. With lots of pictures, I guess... Let's start from last Thursday. I accompanied Gretchen to the mall because she had to get some stuffs. It was so fun with her. It was a day filled with joy and laughter. I was lucky I didnt pee on my skirt for laughing too much! Hehe. I love you Gretchen :)

Oh yeah, some stupid bus driver scolded me bcause I flagged using my leg. Hahahaha. I mean, he was the first bus driver to scold me because of this. The others would laugh. Fuck off you moron. You were stumbling on your words while you scolded me. It was so funny. I wasnt giving in. And I am not going to. Fuck you and your tyres. I don't like to swear but some times, in some situation, you just had to!

Oh well before that, we had our M.I Carnival preparations. I helped to paint the fucking flags. Our theme was America thats why I said fucking. Hahaha.

And on the day itself...

There. How was that? Oh well, the football ladies celebrate Coach Ram's birthday as well!!!!!! :D

Coachie Benjamin, Coachie Choong and Coachie Ram. Haha. We signed those boards and gave it to them.

LOVES MY GRETCHEN AND REGINA.

What? At least tak step jambu.

It was fun. And let me tell you the cake was yummeh!!!! Hehe.

And then I had to go off early. Damn, I was about to eyecandy some people there. Haha. Kidding. Went home, ate, rest and then went off to Changi with sis to meet up with Umi and abang Zaki, cousins and neighbours. The neighbour organised this BBQ. And we're so happy they invited us. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! :D

Some of the neighbours.

Girls bring boyfriends. Women brought Shisha. Wheee.

Home on their rented bus.

We had so much fun. Hehe. Okay and the next day, which is today, Umi, bro and me had to go to a high tea at Pan Pacific Hotel. Sis' workplace organised a mother's day event.

Umi on the way up to the stage, in blue.

Umi in blue.

There were some part of the event where I nearly burst into tears because I was thinking about how much Umi sacrificed for me and also, the family. I love her so , so , so much! Oh, she was given an award as well. Siti Salmah Bte Seh Saley Al-Khatiri. :) Btw, if you ask me why I don't have Al-Khatiri in my name... that is because she's my mum, not my dad you mofo. Hahaha.

And OMG. ROBBIE FOWLER WILL BE COMING TO SINGAPORE ON 31ST MAY TO PLAY AGAINST tampines rovers !!! I AM SO SO SO GONNA BUY TIX FOR THIS. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! TIME TO MEET THE LEGEND!!!

Well of course, you stupid typical girls don't know who Robbie Fowler is. All you know is ronaldo ronaldo beckham beckham. Shut up!

Yeah yeah. The Red Devils won the Premier League. Man, at least we don't cheat our way to win. Haha, But the funny thing is, people on msn and facebook WHO I didn't know all these while even watch football, went " Glory Glory Man United". Oh WTF. I doubt you even watch it. To those who really support this club with passion then okay.

Hmmmm... Oh yeah. The other day, kak zai and me was walking under the void deck heading to town and guess who I bumped into... MY EX CRUSH. THE GUY I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON!!!! The Persian guy who went to the same secondary school with me. He stayed at the same block as mine. And I was like damn the guy is getting sizzling hot each day. We chatted for a while and then went off. Haha. I was joking with my sis saying that was her brother-in-law and she was like "APPROVED!" hahaha!

Jamie Carragher. You disappoint me. How can you shove your own player like that.? I know its frustrating that we do not win the league but walk on! We will do it next season! 2-0 to Liverpool. Good job but can be better. Much, better okay?

Adios

xoxo

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