Okay. Didn't update for the past few days. On Monday, Umi and me accompanied abang zaki for a job interview at Tanah Merah. Prison HQ or something. So, after sending him there, we went to Changi Airport to eat and walked around. Here are the photos.
Ceh ceh.
I love my Umi more than my life.
Ente dari mana?
So stiff.
Bloghopper, there, I showed my legs again. So sue me.
Now, I'm going to speak about the arrest of Captain Fantastic, Steven Gerrard. Before you start any ridiculous assumption about the best midfielder in the world, let me have my say. We are talking about Steven Gerrard. The man whom every player looked up as their role model. Why? Because of his patience and no doubt, his high-standard skills that bring Liverpool to where they are right now. How can he, possibly start a fight in a bar? Only idiots who has got brains in their asses would make such illogical statement like that. Let me highlight again : We are talking about STEVEN GERRARD. Not Rooney, not Alan Smith and certainly not Didier Drogba.
I was right. I knew Gerrard would never start asilly fight like that. Well, of course, we must remember that Liverpool is performing really well so far this season. Clearly, the man, Marcus, whom accused Gerrard of brawling with him is... a Manchester United fan. Of course, we could see a bigger, crystal-clear picture of what actually happened. In a bar, of course people would request songs from the DJ. But, wrong place and wrong timing, Stevie G. The DJ is a Manchester United fan and clearly, he hates you. Somehow, Marcus pushed Stevie G in the chest and, almost instinctively, Gerrard knocked his mouth with his elbow. According to law, it doesn't matter how bad Gerrard might injure his mouth but it's a matter of WHO STARTED the fight first. But but but, being a typical Stevie G, he backed off. Unfortunately, his bunch of wild friends became aggressive and started hardcore-brawling with Marcus.
Of course, Stevie G being there, he was dragged along with the police for investigation. He was only bailed out 21 hours later and the case will be heard again on the end of January. I am still in doubt whether Captain Fantastic are able to play any matches before the verdict. If he is guilty as charged, he will be sentenced to a 5 year imprisonment. Ya Allah, please, please please save Steven Gerrard. No one can ever replace him. Give us Messi, give us Kaka, but still, no one can ever make it better than Stevie G because he is... Liverpool.
Wow. So... serious. Why so... serious? Because this IS SERIOUS. I will shit on anyone who laugh at this matter. And anyone who does that, your mom's eats my poo.
Anyway, I thank Newpaper for saying those sweet encouraging words to Steven Gerrard. Never thought I would say this but thank you Tohari Paijan for using your brain and see the obvious truth that Stevie G would never start provoking anyone. Thanks to all the fans' letter. Thanks to Ian Macintosh and thanks to all the analyst who really analyse the whole situation. Reds all around the globe will always support you, Steven Gerrard.
Okay right now, everyone is busy making up new year's resolution. But as for me, I'm kind of lazy to do that now. I do have one wish though. Stop all the war. YEAH IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. But damn it listen, Stop the war, just stop it. I wish countries like Israel, America and Thailand to stop all the bloodshed.
Last words for Steven Gerrard and all Reds around the globe,
*Walk on with hope in your heart and You'll never walk alone*
Adios
xoxo